19. med student. perpetual escapist. Marwa
learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.
|kid:||dad whats a 69|
|dad:||well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]|
are we seriously gonna sit here and pretend that the penalty for ALLEGEDLY stealing a pack of swishers (which are kept behind the counter so step back because you’re already not making sense) is execution in the middle of the street? okay.